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when i first started blogging here, i said that i did it "because i need a place to say shit i can't say anywhere else". recently, i haven't had much shit to say. things have been good. i've been busy. i'm afraid i'm not gonna post here anymore until something happens people would be interested in. and life peaking... yeah it's the shit but it's to much work.

remember, i am always going to be cooler than you. always.

Pick Up Lines That Suck

Are your legs tired? Oh, well, I'm not surprised; your thighs are almost comically muscular.

You must wash your pants with Windex, because something really smells like Windex.

Your father must have been a thief. I don't know, you just have the look of someone who was raised by criminals.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? That is to say, would you be offended by my comments, not would you physically hold your body against mine. Sorry for any confusion. Anyways, would you?

Do you have a little Italian in you? Really? Wait, what was your last name again? Oh, yeah, I guess that does sound Irish. Never mind.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I probably wouldn't. Can you imagine how much that would screw with everybody?

Are you from Tennessee? I hate people from Tennessee.

Excuse me; I seem to have misplaced my inmate number, which was assigned to me by this state's accursed penal system after it was discovered that I was indeed the "Fruit by the Foot Strangler." Can I borrow yours?

Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her I've found the girl I'm going to annoy for the next 5-10 minutes.

My Artistic Skillz

click for a megasized image (but not too megasized)

little known fact: the name "where you can see it" actually DOES mean something!

Rain Go Away

i might start posting mp3's. like an mp3 blog. but don't worry there is more life peaking on the way.

20 Questions

BadGod asks

1. What do you do for a living?
webdesign
2. Are you hot? Doable? Or just ok? (women only)
i'm a man
3.Do you have any kids?
no sick
4.If yes to #4, will you write about them constantly?
fuck
5. Do you suffer depression?
no bitch
6.If yes to #5, how often and does it make you more interesting?
always
7. Are you older than 18?
no... tehehehtehehe
8.If no to #7, then shut the fuck up, no one will care about anything you have to say.
i'll prove everyone wrong
9.Are you now or have you ever been a porn star? (pi-polar princess, care to answer this?)
my life is like a porn flick
10. Can you read and type English?
fuck
11.If no to #10, this means nothing, because you can't answer.
shit
12. Will you use this blog to slander someone?
duh
13.Are you a gothic? Are you a pagan, wicca, or some other freaky-deaky religion?
bitch
14. Would be willing to send someone naked pics? (women only)
fuck yes
15. If yes to #14, cool.
fuck no
16. In general, how would you rate your life? 1=horrible------10=great.
11
17.Are you a "political person"?
in a sense
18, If yes to #17, please list your party (unless you are a neo-con like bush, then just shut the hell up. No one will care.)
the only party i like is a sexual party of some kind.
19. Would you be willing to date the guy typing this? (women only)
fuck yes wait no
20. If yes to #19, cool, I need a date for a wedding at the end of September.
take one of those chicks that goes to your blog, badgod

BLEEPS

beeps in the wrong places is FUNNY

FUCK why didn't i think of this first?!?!?

Salty Shoes

my homie The Cap'n has started an insane blog called saltyshoes. it's prolly gonna copy this blog tho because he's a dumbass and can't think of anything original.

bitch.

Life Peaking 2.0

BEEP "hey tom, this is aly. i'm calling because your house is about to explode so you need to get out. okay! bye!"


poooooor tom.


william is happy because he figured out how to get past his parent's firewall. porn galore!!


ron gets all the girls.


why does ron get all the girls? i'll tell you why he gets all the girls.


because of his smile! of course!


damn. you. ron. damn you.

Dear Nellers,

You are very creative, silly goose.

Love,
whereyoucanseeitbitch

FUCK

I think I just said fuck really loudly.

here is the deal. i like this girl a lot. every night i dream of her. but she hates me. she hates me and she tells it to me all the time. so last night i went to her house and raped her. and then i gutted her and ate her heart. DON'T TELL ANYONE!

haha you dumbass i was joking haha. eat shit bitches!