10 Steps To A Better Life

1. realize that life is short. you will die very very soon. everything you do doesn't matter *at all*. that means you can do whatever you want.

2. learn to have fun. whatever situation you are in, make it fun somehow.

3. buy an ipod. music is one of the best things in the world...

4. ...besides sex. have lots of sex. that's why we exsist on earth.

5. learn a musical instruement.

6. learn how to use your "sexual instrument". you gotta know what to do when in bed.

7. make good friends. a good life should be lead with the help of at least 5 supporting friends. no they cannot be dogs.

8. because dogs (or any pet more intelligent than a rat) should hold a special place in your life. they are your friend who can give unconditional love, which not many people can give.

9. never watch tv unless it is something you have planned to watch. don't just flick through the channels it makes you fat and wastes A LOT of time.

10. don't do stupid things. just don't.

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11. remember that you're probably not as good at things than you think you are. humans *always* overestimate themselves. it's been scientifically proven biiiitches.