Black People Are Cooler Than White People

its a truth that i've denied for a long time, but it is true. black people look cooler than white people. black people act cooler than white people. black people make better music than white people. black people have bigger dicks than white people. (if you say thats not true then how come black guys get really hot girls even when they are fat, eh?)

i was with my friend at 7/11 and we were talking and eating our crap that will make us fat (but i wouldn't be able to get any girls then because i'm not black... shit i can't even get a girl right now) when these two guys walk by. one of them is white and he is a loser, you can just tell. but this other guy, black as black hole with wicked dreadlocks and this loser sweater. except his blackness totally just beat up the loser sweater like, "hey you, you're a loser sweater but when i wear anyting it turns cool" and it was true. he's so cool, he didn't talk the entire time. you can tell he thinks all the white people sitting around are extremely lame but he's so well mannered he doesn't break out his uzis and kill us on the spot. (i'd do that if i was black and i had dreadlocks)

okay so then i'm watching this music video for the song "first day of my life" by bright eyes. its basically a bunch of people sitting on this couch and listening to the song and their reactions to it. the song is a love song, so most of the people are couples. you see a bunch of white couples that look really in love and stuff and they are kissing and looking at each other and shit. and then... WHAM

it hit me like a load of bricks (really heavy ones, because bricks aren't actually that heavy if you've ever picked them up). look at that couple. they are tight you can tell. no, they aren't staring into each other's eyes lovingly. but they've been through so much more shit together than all those stupid ass white folk would even have nightmares about. that's love. look at that guy. he. is. so. fucking. cool. and that chick isn't the hottest, but damn... she has something about her that kicks the ass of all white models that ya'll wank off too. (okay... I do too)

okay so then later in the music video there is this couple

i can't tell if the black person is a fucking boy or girl, and that makes him/her like 10x cooler. think about it. there are things that are cooler about girls than guys. then there are things that are cooler about guys than girls. so if you look like both sexes, you got all those cool things rolled into one insane ball of blackness that can kick anyone's ass. that is one lucky white chick right there. she doesn't even deserve that black man/woman. god smiles on her.

the most obvious reason black people are cooler than white people is music. black people are masters of music. ray charles was black. run dmc was black. a tribe called quest was black. ALL OF (good) RAP IS BLACK. and rap, as you know, is the future of All The Universe. in other words, black people are going to fucking rule the world some day and you can't do anything about it. you shouldn't have brought them to america in the first place from africa because now they are so fucking cool that all the white people are turned into LOSERS.

except for me because i admit it.